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Thar's a problem in mah cow pasture
Joe has a problem in his cow pasture. There are patterns, strange lights and mad cows. So, Joe calls a detective to help him figure out what is going on with the patterns, cows and lights. Sounds pretty tame so far huh? Well, on that you would be wrong Mister Confident Man!
Enter -- Patty the Poopologist
Nilbert doesn't have a clue how to deal with Joe's cow pie problem so he has to get a scientist. Patty knows a lot about poop. A LOT. Matter of fact, she's been scooping poop so long, she doesn't even pay attention to its more, well let's say, unsanitary aspects.
Aliens? Well maybe...
Of course, there's more to the story than just some errant poop. Otherwise, we would just have juvenile sight gags and fart jokes. Okay, well there are plenty of those in this story, but what's a cool sci-fi flick without some inter-galactic intrigue? Enter Peter, UFO expert and inter-dimensional interloper. Peter likes his light sabre. A LOT.
Something is about to happen...
Or so Ellen thinks. Ellen feels the force (or maybe the farce?). Ellen's psychic impressions will make your toes curl. Or is it her psychic impressions or something else?
 
So, what now?
Well, of course we can't tell you everything, or else why would you want to buy the movie. Which begs the question, why would you want to buy the movie anyway? We'll leave that up to you. We know you will do the right thing. You want to do the right thing, don't you?
 
 
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